Aristocratic Outlaws

Ritualistic intro to Winston's Souled Ideas:

let us throw on our all black outfits, light a cigarette, make a Bialetti full of espresso and thank God for being alive!

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Go to your local Barnes & Nobles and you’ll see that if a new book isn’t about a LGBTQ member conquering oppression, it’s shoved to the back, squeezed lower than the filth.

Or better yet why don’t you voice an opinion, a fringe thought, to your friend group and watch the wide eyed reactions. The madman has no safespace and the only saving grace is that the whole world is just that; a playground, a region designed for pushing limits, boiling blood.

This substack is a peak behind the curtain.

Ideas and beliefs that are kept silenced, hidden because if too many of us think this way, and we know we aren’t alone, then….

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Have private access to the world of Societies Misfits, The Aristocratic Outlaws:

Follow the fictionalized (my attorney says it’s imperative to restate this: fictionalized) world of my paradisal beach town gang. See the ins-and-outs of our daily regime: Activities that include training until we bleed, surfing east coast swells growing from the south, talking 18th century philosophy, laughing at fat people, complimenting fly honeys’ for being feminine.

Exclusive looks at our methods:

Inciting civil disobedience, instigatingThe Armchair race.

How we make money.

How we get fit.

How we romance.

How we, every day, rip off our skin so we can sharpen our own bones into weapons. This is a metaphor. I think.

All this included in the $5/month subscription but, the barrier of entry being so low? How disrespectful…

There’s a criteria: Can you bench 1.5x your body weight?

can you make > $1,000/week?

can you get a fly mamacita to stop in her tracks?

What do you bring to the table? Why should you be included with the Outlaws?? We’re growing at a rate I can’t even keep up with so I’ve delegated it to my assistant, Ashley, who is in love with me.

I’m on my way to acid drop the HOA meeting downtown. Subscribe below or above.

I’ll see you in there.

-WINSTON

SOULED IDEA

HEARTFILLED SCOUNDREL.